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Joke of the Day

"I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance."

"I had phone sex for the first time the other day... My dick got stuck in the 8! I tried to dial 911 but that just made it worse! It was a rotary!"

"What did the hungry dyslexic order at the movie theater? Cop porn * This is probably already a joke but I'm experiencing a huge coffee crash so it was hilarious to me."

"What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven? A hot cross bun."

"If my friends and I torrent in Jamaica Does that make us Pirates of the Caribbean?"

"When I was a kid I didn't want to imagine my parents having sex, so I'd watch them from the wardrobe."

"Lil' Kim implies the existence of a larger Kim"

"Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo? Because he felt like IT"

"Have you ever seen the movie ""constipation?"" No? Well that's because it hasn't come out yet."

"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He would lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog."