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Joke of the Day
"Lil' Kim implies the existence of a larger Kim"
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"I am constantly putting things where they don't belong, like the cereal in the fridge or my keys in the laundry or my faith in other people."
"What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board"
"Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite city to visit. Islamabad"
"Customer: Why don't you eat here waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough I don't want to compound the felony."
"""And why do you want to work at the aquarium?"" * imagines me with a mermaid tail swimming in the giant tank after hours* I like fish"
"Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."""
"Velcro... What a ripoff!"
"Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan? Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke."