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Joke of the Day

"Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"9 year-old attempts to follow a recipe: ""It says here to separate the eggs. How far apart do they have to be?"""

"It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle. She tried putting batteries in it."

"So it's okay for the cat to run away and hide under the bed when visitors turn up. But when I do it, I'm ""antisocial"". I call bullshit."

"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."

"Coors Light ships cold straight from the factory. I wish other water companies would do the same."

"So I slept right through the blood moon event this morning, I'm more of a crip moon guy anyway."

"What's the difference between God and Donald Trump? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump"

"A married couple were fighting... ...when they drove past a farm full of pigs. The husband then asked his wife, ""Family of yours?"" The wife looked at the pigs, then replied, ""Yea, in-laws."""

"Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent."