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Joke of the Day

"A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, ""Baby, you're kind of like Charles Barkley..."" ""...You've been on the team for so long and you're still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!"""

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to D!ck, Especially since his name is Steve."

"Why did the dry cleaners get shut down? The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing"

"Freak parents out on Facebook by posting, ""Just read a health article about how a camera flash causes diabetes in kids under the age of 10."""

"Titanic II: Jack Survives"

"Pregnancy in the 1940's. (Doc) - ""Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you"".... (Patient) - ""Thats MISS Smith, doctor!"".... (Doc) - ""Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you""...."

"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"

"I'm getting tired of having to write ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just get an iPhone."

"I just realized why many women love douche bags... It's the only thing that gets them wet."

"Two condoms walk into a gay bar They look at each other and say ""let's get shit faced!"""