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Joke of the Day

"After getting off the ski lift, my mate said ""Let's go hit the slopes!"" I'm like, ""Why do you want to beat up those Japanese tourists?"""

"Three words What are three words that kills a guy's confidence... ""Is it in?"" Three words to kill a girl's confidence... ""I don't know"""

"How was Germany able to Take over Poland so easily. They marched backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving."

"Highpotenuse I'm high on potenuse"

"I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me. It keeps me on my toes."

"What happened before the Big Bang? The Big Foreplay."

"I like my women like I like my third games in a series by Valve... I think they're gonna be great, but they never seem to come."

"My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis and asked what I was doing.. Apparently ""Heating your dinner"" was the wrong answer"

"What's the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Dog Walking Business Idea: 1. Train every dog to walk another dog. 2. Put the dogs in a dog walking circle. 3. GO TO A MOVIE!"