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Joke of the Day

"We could power our entire office with the wind produced from my constant sighing."

"[Car breaks down] Me:*inspecting engine* Date: is everything ok? Me: *nervously searching 100 now empty hamster wheels* haha..y-yep"

"It's a shame that most things aren't pies. More things should be pies."

"""Have a seat"" *Turns on video of son eating pizza with a fork and knife.* ""Dad I..."" **Dad puts up hand* ""Please don't call me that."""

"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... It needs more work."

"The Washington Redskins are very sensitive to concerns and have decided to change their name... ...to the DC Darkies."

"I listen to Ed Sheeran in the same way I stuff an entire cupcake in my mouth over the sink hoping no one will see."

"I sent in a list of my top ten puns to the newspaper hoping at least one would be selected for the joke of the day. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"There's a doctor here to see you. Doctor who? No, I think it's a non time traveling one."

"Why should you avoid sexual encounters with The Fonz? Because he has Ayyyds."