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Joke of the Day

"My daughter has green eyes, she got that from me, my wife on the other hand has black eyes.. She also got those from me."

"I said hi to a feminist yesterday My court date is tomorrow"

"If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?"

"Knot Knot Who's there? Rope! Rope who? Rope Houdini use to tie himself up with!"

"uk politics joke What do you call a freshly defeated and resigned, anti-immigration uk poilitician who searches his surroundings for food and general provisions? Nigel Forage"

"How does every racist joke start? /OP looks around/"

"My Donald J. Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling."

"girl at work scraped the frosting off her cake because there was 'too much' & it was 'too sweet' so I ate her frosting & then I ate her"

"There once was a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He is now a seasoned veteran."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck."