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Joke of the Day

"How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House? All right, all right, all right.."

"Why don't mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps."

"Did you hear about the house the lesbians built? All tongue and groove, no studs. I heard they did it lickety split too!"

"How many niggers does it take to win a war? All of them."

"What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink? A Watermelon..."

"A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology ""Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"""

"Knock knock... *Who's there?* Dwain. *Dwain who?* Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning!"

"If you're riding a horse at full speed along side a giraffe and a lion is chasing you, what do you do? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. Props to the radio station I heard this on today."

"husband rock & wife shock wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband: i saw you dad paying the bill........"

"What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut? Your aim."