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Joke of the Day

"children crying as stepdad attempts to overturn custom t-shirt mall kiosk that accidentally typed ""#2 dad"" on his photo, stepdad also crying"

"I like my women the same way I like my guns... Black and oily with a sensitive trigger."

"Football would actually be entertaining of each team was allowed one bear."

"Angry Birds? Hmmph. In my day we had real entertainment. For instance, have you seen the classic film ""The Birds?"" It's about Angry Birds."

"What does Ebola and US police have in common? A high body count of black people"

"The Russians official stance on the downed MH17 flight: Donetsk, don't tell."

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar... Bartender says, ""what'll it be Ted?"""

"I don't suffer insomnia like most tweeters do. I always get a solid 7, maybe 8 minutes of sleep every night."

"What car insurance do Canadians have? Triple 'eh'"

"TIL that if a seamstress messes up even one stick, the thing van unwravel Oops. Wrong thread This^ joke type is stupid and I hate it. Maybe you won't"