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"What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !"
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"So Putin and Erdogan walk into a bar. Sorry, a war."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One - they are quite efficient and not very funny."
"Why was the janitor late? He overswept"
"I renewed my driver's license today and was asked if I wanted to be an organ donor. I declined but did offer to give them my old harmonica."
"I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit."
"In Soviet Russia Assholes are like Opinions KGB only lets you keep one of them"
"Very tired of the NSA reading my tweets and not retweeting them."
"[batteries in my TV remote die for the first time since I bought it 4 years ago] ""Useless piece of shit."""
"A Irishman walks out of a Bar"