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Joke of the Day

"Whenever my parents talk about the good old days' they always seem to stop at 1979. Which is pretty cool, because that's also the year I was born... wait... what?"

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"What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers? 0, 1, e, pi."
"What did the sadist say to the masochist? No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle."
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scotsman? Mick Jagger says ""hey you, get off of my cloud."" a scotsman says ""hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"""
"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."