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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why you should never program a women class? Because women aren't objects."
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"Fifty Shades of Grey instills that if a dude is sexy and rich you should allow him contractual ownership of your body because helicopters."
"I was going to make a Gay joke Butt fuck it."
"what's the difference between my television and my wife? my friends wait til i'm home to use my television"
"Met a beautiful girl down at the park today.. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex right there and then. God, I love my new Taser..."
"Daniel Day-Lewis sent over 20 million emails to prepare for his role as LinkedIn"
"Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?"
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"""Does this uniform make me look fat?"" Asked the insecurity guard."
"Vanilla Ice is selling more records lately Guess his fans are seminemtal"