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Joke of the Day
"How do ghosts navigate the ocean? They use boo-eys."
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"Whenever It Rains, My Wife Just Stands At The Window Looking Kind Of Sad Maybe I Should Let Her In"
"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."
"The Great Wall of America... ...is gonna be made in China."
"[x-ray] DOCTOR: wow ME: what DOCTOR: I don't know, there's a bunch of- ME: *eating a handful of pennies* a bunch of what"
"Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya Netanya who? Yep... thanks Obama."
"I have sex daily. Sorry, I meant dyslexia."
"Who's the roundest knight of King Arthur's court? Circumference"
"What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons"
"Interviewer: Why should we hire you? Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison."