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Joke of the Day

"The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe"

"A slang word for player is playa. Playa means beach. Beach sounds like bitch. Bitch ends like sandwich. Now I'm hungry and confused."

"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period."

"A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Where'd ya get it?"" The parrot says, ""Africa."" (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)"

"An American cop stops a man driving. ""Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"" ""Umm, no?"" ""Neither do I"" *cop shoots man 6 times"""

"Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia? Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state."

"What do you call a drunken asshole? Alcohole."

"Women are like condoms... ...they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick."

"One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you."

"I wish crappy people weren't allowed to like my favorite band."