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Joke of the Day
"The Cincinnati zoo has honey bees, sweat bees, carpenter bees, bumble bees.... But no Harambe"
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"I like my bread the way I like my women... French and covered in butter."
"What was Hitler's favourite beer? Pure blonde"
"I skipped 9 puns and killed the last one... That's a pun in ten dead."
"FUCK YEAH I GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD *smooth criminal blasts an i bust out sick mj moves* ""congrats sir u are now manager of this kfc/taco bell"
"What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern? One's constantly preparing for lunch."
"Doctors have determined Hillary doesn't have pneumonia Apparently a little girl from Kansas just threw some water on her."
"I was gonna tell a joke about a pizza but it was way too cheesy!"
"Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean west? Minnesota sucks."
"Two men walk into a bar... The 3rd one ducked."