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Joke of the Day
"Jesus must've had a fortune if he paid for all my sins"
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"Narcissism It's in your best self interest."
"The new Exorcist movie plot: Family hires the devil to get a priest out of her son!"
"Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels."
"What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"
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"Lay with me until everything crumbles and nothing but creeping ivy shields us from the incessant chatter of wandering cadavers. Bring snacks"
"Instead of yelling at jerk who cuts u off in traffic just chuck a realistic rubber snake in their window & yell ""have at him Damian!"""