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Joke of the Day
"Ok pregnant ladies. Today's the day! #LaborDay"
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"It's amazing how much us guys complain about women and then we fully trust them with our pen!ses in their mouth."
"So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound... Apparently it's called the ""Large Hardon Collider""."
"My friend wants a fairy tale wedding, so I'm going to poison her. I hope that's what she meant."
"my wife says she's leaving me for being to arrogant. I said don't slam the door on your way back in."
"the boss hands me a gun, ""you know what to do."" I nod. outside, I frantically google: boss gun why how to kill is killing ok regift gun ok"
"Is the EU working out? It lost a few pounds this summer."
"Last year for Christmas I got a sweater, this year I am hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
"PILLOW: Hey, your anniversary is today, go buy her some flowers ME: Wow, thank God for memory foam"
"Who fancies going to Tunisia? I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too."