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Joke of the Day
"Ok pregnant ladies. Today's the day! #LaborDay"
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"What do potheads do when they see a fire? Stop, drop, and roll"
"I asked my aunt how much a couple is, she said two or three Maybe that's why her relationships don't work out so well"
"My first time having sex... was like my first time riding a bike, with my dad holding me from behind"
"Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row."
"What do you call the person who revised Hitler's speeches? Grammar Nazi"
"Where do bees go to the bathroom at? at the [BP Station](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Bp_station_zanesville_ohio.jpg) *Sorry, I know...its a Dad joke.*"
"When someone says ""The last thing I'd want to do is hurt you"", I'm wondering why they have a list of things to do that includes hurting me."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !"
"What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast? I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch."