161593
Joke of the Day
"my interventions would be so much more effective if every single reason i drink wasn't there"
Next Joke
"Ever see a plane flying toward the moon & it looks like it's gonna hit it & then it does & the oceans boil & wolves take over?"
"How did the tugboat get aids... It was rear-ended by a fairy."
"Why do they call them rapeseeds? It's not like the flowers ever consented."
"Someone wrote ""retard"" on my car window. Took me ages to lick it off"
"how many Amish How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?"
"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"
"That Schrodinger guy used to throw some great parties... ... about half the time."
"TIFU by ordering the wrong sandwich Whoops, wrong sub"
"Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods? He heard they had fresh beets."