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Joke of the Day
"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"
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"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? 3; The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."
"Probably the greatest 'a guy walks into a bar' joke ever! http://youtu.be/7UBCdzJuB34"
"what do you do when your wife turns 40 exchange her for 2 20s"
"This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, ""Would you please press 1?"" So I did. I don't remember much afterwards."
"I only chill with professional alcoholics!!!"
"Tasteless Joke (NSFW) Knock Knock, Who's There? Two Dead Babies"
"Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?"
"The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don't want anymore children living on our street."
"*i got to get into bed but theres a walrus in there* *i ask him politely to move* *he wont move* *i have to sleep on the floor & im annoyed*"