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Joke of the Day
"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"
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"I heard she accidentally spilled her chocolate milkshake on her white poodle- -knick knack paddy whack give the dog a... bath!!!"
"So two peanuts crossed the road.. ...and one of them got assaulted."
"I asked the chicken why he crossed the road. He said to eat."
"Have you heard the one about the roof? never mind, just forget about it, it's probably over your head."
"So are we all just going to pretend that we didn't spend 2001 yelling, ""Whassup?"" at each other?"
"I never point fingers at anyone. Though I do have a box of human fingers that I slingshot at people when I feel like blaming them for shit."
"....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass."
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the bad part of town? One of them got assaulted."
"Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became ""The Boss"" after several years as ""The Assistant Regional Manager."""