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Joke of the Day

"I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August"

"bleakest Russian joke i know ""children! Your father hanged himself for some peace and quiet, not so you could have a swing-set!"""

"Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn't habanero"

"Arianna Huffington said Donald Trump is not getting enough sleep, so why isn't he getting enough sleep? Apparently not having enough **Melania**tonin at night!"

"The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, ""zip up your pants and go see HR now!"""

"If anyone thinks I'm a homophobe they can suck my dick. Unless they're a man, because that's unnatural."

"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good."

"How do you make a space party? -You PLANet"

"When A Man Becomes Rich He Becomes Naughty When A Woman Becomes Naughty. She Becomes Rich"

"If Clinton gets elected, federal employees will be LEGALLY allowed to consume cannabis! If you smoke, you have to say ""I did not inhale"" and if you do edibles, you have to say ""I did not swallow"""