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Joke of the Day

"So let me get this right. The guys on big bang theory are super smart scientific nerds, yet their elevator is broken?!"

"I taped a slice of bread on the ceiling. And that's how you start a rave party in Ethiopia."

"I walked into a disabled toilet It was autistic"

"What do you call a gust of wind full of sand? A rough draft"

"What's the difference between a clown and a prostitute? Clowns have cunning stunts"

"Did you hear about the overweight prison escapee? They say he really let himself go."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scout comes back from camp!"

"You're ""gluten free?"" How nice. I'm mostly ""money free"" so I can't be so fuckin' picky."

"Scientists found there may not be as many benefits to flossing as we thought. Guess none of them have ever been to a party with spinach dip."

"What do you call it when an ex pees on you? EX-STREAM!"