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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept running out of the pen..."
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"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? If it's a good day lipstick"
"If every house in Mexico isn't perfectly landscaped and each bed isn't impeccably made then what in the fuck?!"
"3 Trojans once tried that horse trick on a Greek city... Poor guys drowned in semen without ever being discovered."
"If my liver was a person, it'd be Doris, the 50 year old waitress pouring coffee at the truckstop for 35 years & smoking since she was born."
"What do you call gay Dracula? Cock Dracula, because blood isn't the only thing he's sucking ;)"
"U.S found oil in foreign land soil and instantly reported serious shortage of democracy there"
"I've developed a fear of imitation ale, It's a faux beer."
"What's a divorce attorney's favorite dessert? Wedding cake"
"A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home"