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Joke of the Day
"Keep your friends close and your asthma inhaler closer."
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"People are like songs.... some speak the truth and some just make sound."
"A man once said, that i was gay... ...i took his dick out of my mouth and said ""i'll add an extra 5 bucks to the bill for that"""
"What would be your reply? Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?"
"An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick."