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Joke of the Day

"What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?"

"What was the favorite chicken dish of Hitler? The SwasTikka"

"So a skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop"

"What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !"

"Wow, I got this new lamp from the store and didn't use a dime! But instead, I used 30$"

"[Thanksgiving dinner] WIFE: These potatoes are burnt to a crisp ME: Those are for tomorrow WIFE: Because...tomorrow is Bla- ME: Black Fry Day"

"How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes? He gets her Dawn."

"my marrige is just like my time in prison nothing but fucking and fighting, Im just kidding I never fought in prison."

"Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!"

"3 men go to a strawberry stand... they buy some strawberries. They get stomach aches from eating the strawberries. They put on their hats and go off to work with stomach aches"