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Joke of the Day

"What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?"

"I'm a pediatrician. Oh, so you're into feet? Uh no...children. Isn't that illegal?"

"What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun? Top post on /r/Jokes."

"How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes? Like this."

"Did you hear about the guy who lived in a tyre? He got a puncture and now he lives in a Flat "

"What did poseidon yell when he hit a solid wall while crusing a river Dam"

"CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth."

"I'm thinking about opening a sports themed strip club. Gonna call it The Press Box."

"Your smell is so intoxicating Your skin so soft and warm I can't wait to eat you up ~Mosquitos"

"God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy."