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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the naked man who fell into an upholstery machine? He is fully recovered."

"How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic? Because Americans use imperial unit system."

"Math and meth sound the same but one is a life ruiner and the other one is meth."

"My pot accidentally got mixed in with my pasta noodles. Ended up with baked ziti."

"i have a joke, but not funny ."

"Life hack: Go into a promising career field with good benefits and a 401(k) because you're not talented enough to be famous"

"What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band? Dethklok"

"There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking."

"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."

"I'm selling my parachute. Mint condition. Never opened, only used once"