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Joke of the Day

"There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking."

"What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd? He fry through it!"

"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"

"I see that your IQ test came back negative."

"what's the best part about eating out your... nsfw ....grandma? you can suck her tits at the same time!"

"What do you call two banana peels on the floor? Slippers"

"Did you hear about the cow that tried to hurdle a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."

"Show me on this Georgia O'Keeffe painting where the bad man touched you."

"Teenage Mutant African Mammals Lionardo Giraffael Rhinotello Michelantelope"

"why does everyone in breath mint commercials have to be so horny"