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Joke of the Day
"There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking."
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"I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly"
"Hulk Hogan: I struggled to overcome manic-depression. Me [as his therapist]: So you could say you had to wrestle mania? *gets leg dropped*"
"Here's the joke: I'm bad at insinuating. A*hem*, I **said** I'm bad at insinuating!"
"INTERVIEWER: Do you have any hidden talents? ME: I taught myself how to play piano INTERVIEWER: By ear? ME: No, just with my hands"
"""Guys. You guys. GUYS. Guys. YOU GUYS. Guys. Guys. GUYS."" - guy who discovered ice cream"
"Whats the diff between EROTIC and KINKY? EROTIC is when you use a feather. KINKY is when you use the whole chicken."
"I haven't spoken to my wife in weeks... I didn't want to interrupt her."