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"What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band? Dethklok"
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"A Jewish kid asks his Dad: 'Dad, can I have 50 pence please?' The father replies: '40 pence?! what do you want 30 pence for?'"
"It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is."
"I tried anal once It was fucking shit"
"GUY FIERI: ""Just saying, I'm open all week if anybody requests me."" MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION OPERATOR: ""Stop fucking calling."""
"What did one dog say to the other dog? I like ""Hot Dogs""."
"Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood."
"What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common? Everybody gets a piece."
"You know those before-after models? I'm a professional before model"
"What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal? A doctor."