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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a baby donkey in spanish? a burrito."
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"The hardest part about eating a vegetable... Manipulating the wheel chair."
"Knock knock. *Yodelayhe"
"Me: Eat your vegetables. They make you smarter. 3-year-old: *hands me a carrot* You need this more than I do."
"Living in Greece.. Living in ""Greece "" now is like being a Sanitary Napkin. You're in the most beautiful place but in a bad period..!!"
"I still enjoy sex at 68. I only live at number 66 - it's no distance."
"Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!"
"Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One."
"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"
"How do you get two elephants into a refrigerator? You put the female in first, and the male will walk in and close the door. (As told by my Materials Science professor)"