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Joke of the Day

"Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!"

"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback."

"Guaranteed weight loss! Stop eating!"

"What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold."

"My boyfriend called my skirt a petticoat and now he's paying bills using a quill on parchment paper wearing his wooden false teeth."

"What do you call a black and white bra? Zebra"

"I'll never be friends with the girl who brings a bottle of sparkling water to the gym."

"Why was the guy with the foot fetish in a bad neighborhood? Because he heard it was the place to get toes."

"Let me tell you the funniest joke I know... Hold on for update, I'm on mobile. edit: forgot the joke"