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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail? He couldn't pay for Baal"
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"Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)"
"A Jewish kid asks his father for 20 dollars.... The father says ""10 dollars! What do you need 5 dollars for?"""
"Can we please stop with the holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off the guard tower."
"What's an oven's favorite comedy routine? Deadpan."
"Bumper sticker I boinked the mother of an honor roll student at Parkdale Elementary. My wife..."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty and so is your head."
"""The bad news is that you've had a stroke. The good news is that IKEA has hired you to name all their new products!"""
"A rapist, a priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar. They say ""ow"""
"I told my parents to put their Euros in my UK bank account, just in case. It didn't work."