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"Bumper sticker I boinked the mother of an honor roll student at Parkdale Elementary. My wife..."
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"What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France? Linoleum Blownapart"
"I've come to accept the fact that I'm quite vain. On a vanity scale of 1-10 I'm about a 6. . . A sexy six."
"Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement... ...in the end, you ignore it all and click ""I agree""."
"What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? Q: What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? A: ""Is ANYTHING all right?"""
"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived... With animals in his heart"
"Dear little baby Jesus, If I got what I deserved, it'd be bad. But my daddy deserves the best. Please send him a handsome son-in-law. Amen"
"A police officer walks into a bar. He shoots it and claims self defense."
"I left some burgers sitting in my fridge since the horse-meat scandal. AND THEY'RE OFF!!"
"Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags? So the Mexicans can window shop."