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Joke of the Day

"Startle and amuse your cat by replacing its kitty litter with Poprocks. (Ladies: feel free to share this idea on your pinny website thing.)"

"Where did all the Sephardic Jews go? I dunno, you'll have to Ashkenazi"

"Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth Watching ""Game of Thrones"" made me realize that Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth. She is always coming..."

"Doctor: It looks like you're pregnant Woman: I'm pregnant? Doctor: No it just looks like you are"

"What did the redneck girl say to her father? Get off of me dad, you're crushing my Pall Malls!"

"Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer."

"It's depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine"

"So a baby seal walks into a club. The end."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal looks at the other cannibal and says ""hey, does this taste funny?"""

"where do you take a sick horse? The horspital"