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Joke of the Day
"I gave up on photography. Couldn't focus."
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"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White Good condition Reliable Cheap No evidence of rear end damage. Must See."
"What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela."
"""He's no longer updating iTunes."" - A very modern way of saying someone died"
"woman driver I was on my way to work today, when I saw a woman driving with her hazard lights on. I thought to myself, ""At least she's honest."""
"When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse? That's all."
"What do you call it when a stripper does charity work? Pro *boner* work"
"Did you hear about that mad cow disease? A cow to another: ""Did you hear about that mad cow disease? Makes cows go completely insane!"" The other cow: ""Good thing I'm a helicopter!"""
"So I was going down on my girlfriend... ...When I tasted horse semen. I then screamed ""So grandma! That's how you died!"""
"Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say the morgue the merrier."