77936

Joke of the Day

"I gave up on photography. Couldn't focus."

"Has there been a day when reddit hasn't been down cause of server problems? Yes. When the SOPA/PIPA protest happened."

"Leaflet through the door telling me I can enjoy sex at 75. Which is handy, because I live at number 81."

"When you refuse to pay your exorcist: ...you get repossessed."

"Did you hear about the farmer who was a heroin addict? He had to quit in the end, because he couldn't find a needle in a haystack."

"What do you call a show about puns? A play on words."

"Name your penis after a movie or a game. Oblivion."

"God: I made something new. It's like a tornado, but smaller. Angel: What do you call it? God: A toddler."

"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe."

"I can't see an end, I have no control and I don't think there's any escape, I don't even have a home anymore...Definitely time for a new keyboard."