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Joke of the Day
"What are twins favorite fruits? Pears"
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"My favorite word is onomatopoeia.. I just like how it sounds"
"Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings? He wanted more Monet in his wallet."
"What do you call a fat physic? A four-chin teller"
"Who wants to start CatRoulette.com with me?!?!"
"Plumbing My German plumber accidentally hooked up the gas pipes to my shower.... I guess old habits die hard."
"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."
"Why did the ghost go to rehab? He had a problem with boos."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down, turn them into a tire, call it a Good/Year."
"Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."