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Joke of the Day
"What are twins favorite fruits? Pears"
Next Joke
"What TV personality lives in your phone? SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)"
"My friend told me everytime he goes to this sub he finds new hilarious jokes I was surprised at first, but then I remembered he has a short-term memory."
"Woke up so hungry I could eat my own cooking!"
"Coconut water: for people who love the taste of piss but don't wanna deal with the social stigma of drinking it."
"What's the difference between reddit and Facebook About a week"
"How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon? Intersect it with a plane."
"What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring."
"HEY. Our ancestors didn't eat brunch. They ate rocks. And fought dinosaurs. Ever heard of fire? They INVENTED it. Enjoy your Bloody Mary."
"What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong? A ""coup d'isaster""."