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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibalistic homosexual sailor eat? Semen."
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"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks outside."
"If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil."
"This 14 yr old girl in the news that is being frozen cryogenically, her Mother wanted to comply with her wishes, but her Father didn't... Does he just have to let it go?.."
"What do cookies do when they have sex? They crumb. Alternate: ""What does a cookie say when its having sex?"" ""I'm crumbing"""
"I'm in the mood to multiply"
"How do you make a dog meow? Put him in a wood chipper and listen to him go ""meeeeowwww""."
"My favourite jokes are one liners about launderettes What can I say, I love dry clean humour."
"Your honor, may I approach the bench? ""You may."" *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*"
"What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii? PUNCH!"