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Joke of the Day

"What does a cannibalistic homosexual sailor eat? Semen."

"REMEMBER: It's not ""drinking alone""...if your kids are in the car with you."

"What is the difference between a stalking African Pygmy and a jogging Jane Fonda? One of them is a cunning runt."

"wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like ""u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"""

"What's similar between The Mafia and a Pussy..? ...I haven't been in either."

"You heard about the concert last friday? Heard it was hardcore. Some people went ballistic."

"Q: Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk? A: He wanted to work overtime."

"ME: I'll see you in a month WIFE: Don't forget to write ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon"

"What's red, white, and black all over? An American plantation."

"A naked woman robbed a bank today... When authorities asked about the culprit no one could remember her face"