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Joke of the Day

"What new feature will the next Star Wars movie have that the old ones didn't? Han-free"

"Did you see the new joke posted on reddit? It's almost 3 years old"

"Why does the baker have so many loaves? Because they bred."

"So the other day i saw a beaver begging by the side d the river But I didn't give a dam"

"What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen, right? But what if she is Asian. Then it's Irene."

"I didn't want to grow up; I just wanted to be able to reach for the cookies."

"Raspberry buy guitar Raspberry take lessons Raspberry answer ad Raspberry show up at drummer's house Raspberry plug in Raspberry Jam"

"Pretty rude of you to have a crush on someone else when I've done absolutely nothing to show I'm attracted to you."

"""Guess What?"" ""What?"" ""Good Guess"""

"What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you."