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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse."
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"Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said ""don't walk""."
"A car made of French bread just raced past me. It was a Baguetti Veyron."
"In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair... 3 of the 5."
"What's the difference between being hard at work and being hard at work. ...you can't be the latter if you're a teacher"
"The funny thing about boobs is, if you've seen two... ...you want to see them all."
"Anyone else like the holidays of other cultures? Like, I love the one where you take a bunch of presents and hide them in the attic. Or as you may know it, Anne Frank's birthday."
"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"
"I'm good at 2 things: interviews and first dates... Turns out they're a bit alike. One gets me a job that blows, the other gets me a blowjob."
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."