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Joke of the Day

"Stop calling Donald Trump ""Hitler"" Really, Hitler doesn't deserve to be slandered like that!"

"Gentlemen test At least most tests have the decency to ask me my name, before they fuck me."

"Never Judge the Beauty Of a Girl By Her Profile Picture. Judge it By the Photos She is Tagged in"

"Bill Cosby's business card... Sorry I missed you, I was in while you were out."

"A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad dad' he said 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one' said his father !"

"College was the most expensive nap I ever took."

"What's the difference between Rob Ford and an Ethiopian child? Rob Ford has more than enough to eat at home."

"Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb."

"Just yelled ""I will strangle you in front of your pets"" out of my window to a car that cut me off in traffic on a highway in New Jersey."

"Jesus' favorite pick up line ""Hey girl. I'm the son of God back from the dead and trust me, I put the erection in resurrection."""