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Joke of the Day

"Stop calling Donald Trump ""Hitler"" Really, Hitler doesn't deserve to be slandered like that!"

"I tell all the girls I chat to that I last ages in bed. It sounds better than telling them I'm on the dole, and don't get up until lunchtime."

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."

"The Longest Joke Ever! My life"

"What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama."

"[Game of Thrones] What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend? Gilly suit"

"My dog keeps whimpering at her empty food bowl. So I put her in another room. I'm not sure what that bowl did to her, but it's obvious it upset her."

"What if Mike Tyson could use the Force? He'd become a kith lord"

"Do you know what the twins were doing in the wigwam? I can't tell you... it's *two-in-tents*."

"What did the flower say to the bicycle? Petal."