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Joke of the Day
"I like long walks on the beach and lying about being married."
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"I sat next to this attractive Thai girl on the train... I kept thinking *don't get an erection*,*don't get an erection*, but she did."
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"What does a mod do in their spare time? [Deleted]"
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