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Joke of the Day

"I would rate my skill at psychic abilitys... medium."

"I like my KitKat like I like my girls: Two at once."

"I want to learn the Finnish language. But I don't know where to start."

"It's really too bad that Magic Johnson played in an era in which the hilarity of his nickname was so underappreciated."

"Sing to the tune of ""Yankee Doodle""... Helen Keller went to town, A-ridin' on a pony, Stuck a feather in her hat and called it ""Hunngunnggunufffungg"""

"What does 90-year-old pussy taste like? Depends."

"There's only one similarity between Donald Trump and Feminists. Redditors hate them both."

"Don't bite the hand that feeds. In fact, don't bite anyone's hand you fucking weirdo."

"What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak? *Rush*ian!"

"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo."