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Joke of the Day

"Ever had to force a smile while someone takes forever trying to figure out how to use the camera? That's how teenagers feel 24 hours a day."

"if you can cow boy lasso something inside a store and pull it outside to where you are you get it for free"

"Which dinosaur named all the others? The Thesaurus"

"[grocery store] dad to his crying baby: shhh stop crying [baby keeps crying] me: wow, your baby does not listen"

"Do you know why the bike couldnt stand by itself? It was TWO TIRED!!!"

"Germans are always so quick to fix your mistakes when you trying to speak German. It's as if the whole German nation is on Otto correct."

"how long is a chinese name got it ? :D"

"What did the cumulus cloud say to the stratus cloud? Why arent you precipitating? (a joke me and my buddy came up with while driving. and its scientifically correct. lol)"

"I can't help but feel that if Mario hadn't been taking so many mushrooms he would have found the right castle rather quickly.."

"A day before the elections Hillary tells Bill: ""You know, tomorrow there will be two presidents in one bed."" Next day Bill asks Hillary: ""So.. do I wait Trump here or should I go over to his place?"""