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Joke of the Day

"Ever had to force a smile while someone takes forever trying to figure out how to use the camera? That's how teenagers feel 24 hours a day."

"Why did the chemist never say ""NO"" to anything? Because the reaction could be explosive."

"I always make a point to add a 'man' when I say thanks to the pizza delivery guy, so he knows I used to smoke weed and shit."

"In general, the wronger it is, the louder it's shouted."

"She is not my reword, I am her punishment."

"What does Beyonce eat food out of? An IrreplacaBOWL."

"Beam me up Scottie! I'm not sure how to work this thing. I have nothing interesting to start with. Maybe a funny joke...Knock Knock!............must have been the wind."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"How heavy is the moderation on this sub? And was it in anyway responsible for the death of FPH."

"My brother said his wife is ""like a plunger"" when she gets drunk. She likes to bring up old shit. Hahahaha"