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Joke of the Day

"Beam me up Scottie! I'm not sure how to work this thing. I have nothing interesting to start with. Maybe a funny joke...Knock Knock!............must have been the wind."

"Po.st Blog JOBS"

"I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad. It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS."

"A long time ago, I learned the importance of just being myself. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would just be myself."

"ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you? SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me."

"What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? Corduroy."

"My husband and I are thinking about leaving everything to our dog. What he will do with $20.00 I don't know. But I hope he enjoys it."

"Longest verb What's the longest verb in the English language? Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter."

"Did you hear about the porno at the campground? It was fucking in tents."

"Have you guys heard about the corduroy pillows? There making head lines. (classic) Edit: goddammit...they're"