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Joke of the Day
"She is not my reword, I am her punishment."
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"People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?"
"Me? Just throwing magnets at strangers in the park to try to expose robots."
"""Can I touch it?"" A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""
"Firing Victoria of IAMA"
"I thought my neighborhood had turned very pro-Trump... Turns out they just put out their jack-o-lanterns."
"A heart-shaped pizza just means less pizza and that's not a sacrifice I'm willing to make for love."
"A man told his friend: ""After 12 years of... ...therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"""
"What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes? A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro"
"What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? Luke warm!"