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Joke of the Day

"I always make a point to add a 'man' when I say thanks to the pizza delivery guy, so he knows I used to smoke weed and shit."

"Yo' Mama Jokes Battle! I'll start! Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables."

"Why don't people like gay soccer players? They score against their own team."

"I didn't know that numbers were Irish until I started telling time."

"How was copper wire invented? 2 jews fighting over a penny."

"I'm starting to think the guy that gave me directions to the train station was just talking to someone on his Bluetooth."

"What disease do basement dweller mosquitos give you? M'laria"

"Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger."

"My wife said I suffer from premature ejaculation.. I told her that I don't suffer"

"How are tornadoes and women alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and they take the whole damn house when they leave."