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Joke of the Day

"I always make a point to add a 'man' when I say thanks to the pizza delivery guy, so he knows I used to smoke weed and shit."

"Yes I will purchase the anti-ageing cream that costs 100's of dollars because the results on those 20 year old models is just miraculous."

"How do you confuse a gay person? Seven"

"What's the difference between a mexican and a perubian? The passport"

"I can't find a joke that was on here today now I'll have to wait a few minutes until it's posted again."

"The blind hooker helped me a lot with my allergies She blew my nose"

"Fuck, marry, kill? Your sibling. Your mom. Your dad. Fuck all of them"

"Uber driver told me he's an actor & has been nailing all of his auditions & is up for a big role I was like cool you're going the wrong way"

"I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race."

"Chuck Norris strikes fear into zombies."