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Joke of the Day
"What does Beyonce eat food out of? An IrreplacaBOWL."
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"I like my violence like I like my beer.. Domestic."
"Told my kid that he had a viral infection and now he's excited because he thinks he's going to be famous online."
"Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius."
"What is the most independent kind of cheese? Prov alone."
"Neat, your girlfriend is made out of the same stuff as your air guitar!"
"Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in."
"If you love batman, let him go... Batman returns."
"Does heavy lifting make you dumb? Yes Cause counting to 10 has never been this hard before"
"What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math? yesallwomen"