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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death? One is an old bus and the other is Anubis."

"How to piss off the JokeExplainBot?"

"How do you make a prepubescent laugh? Heh, pubes."

"The only way to open a pack of toilet paper is to fingerblast a hole through the plastic in one of the roll hollows."

"Meatloaf would do anything for love Except for eating a proper diet and exercising regularly."

"What do princess Diana and pink Floyd have in common? their biggest hits were both the wall"

"Why are outdoor workers so in fit? Cause they work out."

"A guy goes to a five dollar lady of the night.. and he gets crabs. So, the next day he goes back to complain. And the woman says ""Hey. It was only five dollars. What did you expect? Lobster?"""

"I'm really looking forward to the next stop on my Mediterranean cruise. The captain said we're just a few clicks out from Harem Bay."

"I bet the only thing more stressful than defusing a bomb is letting your husband pack for a big trip."