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Joke of the Day

"I'm really looking forward to the next stop on my Mediterranean cruise. The captain said we're just a few clicks out from Harem Bay."

"Why Does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D-shells"

"[Barnes and Noble] CASHIER: anything else? ME: four barns and your finest noble please CASHIER: get out"

"Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep? Because they're always Stalin."

"I have discovered the code to unlock the Koreas! Up Korea! Up Korea! Down Korea! Down Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! B Korea! A Korea!"

"What do you call a kitten crying on the grass in the back yard? A lawn mewer. (I wrote this yesterday)."

"A Spanish magician says he can make himself disappear on the count of 3 Uno, dos... Suddenly the magician disappears without a tres."

"I had professional respect for you but then you said ""recognizance"" when you meant 'reconnaissance.'"

"My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, ""That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."""

"not one character on the show Friends had a job that was a joke, was broke, or had a love life that was DOA."