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Joke of the Day
"Meatloaf would do anything for love Except for eating a proper diet and exercising regularly."
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"""Sir, it appears the bomb was hidden in the Japanese man's beer!"" ""Looks like the killer... BREW his mind."""
"83 yo man, ""You speak pretty good English for a Chinese girl"". Me: ""I'm caucasian"". Him, ""Well, any kind of Asian looks Chinese to me""."
"Moby-Dick is cool if you like stopping in the middle of a story about murdering a smart whale to think about all the different kinds of rope"
"What do you call it when somebody kills a perfect circle of religious leaders? A 360 No-Pope"
"Idea: ""Celebrity Price Is Right"" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460"
"What do the Enterprise and and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus searching for klingons."
"What did Jesus said when he resurrected ? Fucking lag, three days to respawn !"
"Damn girl are you Schrodinger's cat cos you're in a box and all these nerds are talking about you? Sir have some respect this is a funeral."
"What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!"