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Joke of the Day
"Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."
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"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant"
"My wife recently broke up with me because I'm a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back."
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
"Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot? Because they came from afar."
"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."
"I am so poor I can't even pay attention."
"Wait so does Smashing Pumpkins refer to destroying pumpkins or are they just super good pumpkins in England"
"Why did the double agent cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."
"I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself"