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Joke of the Day
"What kind of trucks do pigs drive?..... A pig up truck"
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"What's the worst thing about having a huge dick? Trying to hide it under the skirt."
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her"
"Nothing is more dangerous than a woman ""gathering her thoughts""."
"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonald's; Not funny, grow up."
"Our father who art in heaven what does that mean like painting or something"
"Life of a chef must suck. All your work eventually turns to shit."
"What does a meditating cow say? .ooOOOMMMMOOOOOooooo........"
"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."