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Joke of the Day
"How do you shut up a deaf person? Punch them in the hands."
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"A lot of people seem to like these pirate jokes... ...but I'm just not hooked."
"I don't know why some people are so against jokes about the Nazi's They kill in the Jewish communities"
"[During Sex] ""Hurry up, this isn't really my house."""
"An old lady standing in line at a bank machine asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory."
"The most feared killer whales are the ones that have done time in Seaworld."
"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"
"Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans? A: Because they are going to make you blow."